In the event of...

There was nothing I could do, no time to react. It all happened so fast that I couldn't even think through one of those split second logical reactions that everyone talks about after they've been in a harrowing experience. My car slammed into the moose directly and all I heard was the shattering of glass, the squeal of my breaks and the breathtaking thud of a 2 ton mammal landing on the hood of my Toyota. Then, silence. I soon became aware of the sound of my breathing, heavy and ragged. Then the sound of my heart beating faster then normal. I looked at my immediate surroundings without the aid of moving my neck; you never move your neck in the seconds after being in a collision. I saw glass, I saw brown fur, I saw hooves, I saw a moose that was not breathing and then I saw the blood. I glanced down and my head began to swim...there it was, the leg of a moose penetrating my abdomen. I concentrated all my efforts on remaining completely still. "Please God, let the moose be dead. Please let it not move!" There was blood, yes, but it wasn't moving out of the wound. Somehow the foreign object perforating my body was also controlling the bleeding and probably dancing a delicate balance between snuffing out my life and saving it. Keeping the wounded area still was of the utmost importance. There was no time to check myself over for other injuries (I wasn't feeling any pain elsewhere as it was) this problem, the one staring me in the face, was the one that needed to be dealt with. Now. I reached for my phone, which somehow was still on my passenger seat and dialed 911 with shaky hands. "911, what's your emergency?" Deep breath. "Hello, my name is Joni and I've been in a one car accident on highway 26. I've received a puncture wound in the upper right quadrant of my abdomen, the foreign object is still in the wound. An ambulance would be good." After I gave details and was assured the EMT's were En route I reached over the offending moose appendage to take my pulse. Sporadic, but strong. I took great efforts to steady my breathing as I heard the faint sounds of sirens in the distance...

Isn't it amazing what you can imagine as you're driving home on a dark road at midnight?

In the spirit of Spring...

You know how in the spring you just want to change things around? Like maybe you decide to move the couch to a different spot in the living room...or you buy new bedding...or you paint the bathroom a different colour? Well I'm in that mood but I've taken it to a smaller venue. Say hello to my blogs new look!

is it for real spring?

Man, I seriously miss blogging! It helps clear my head. I need to get a computer, but fast! Anyway, I can't stop listening to the song that everyone is talking about. You know the one, Friday by Rebecca Black. I'm not sure why I can't stop listening to it, to be quite honest it's not that great. No offense Miss Rebecca, I'm kind of a tough critic when it comes to lyrics. The fact still remains that I can't stop listening to it so I guess you win anyway! In other news, I'm going to see Steven Curtis Chapman in Concert tomorrow and I couldn't be more excited! I am a fan of SCC for sure. His album, "Live Out Loud" was the first Christian CD I ever bought for myself and I listened to it all. the. time. His latest album "Beauty Will Rise" is breathtaking. I appreciate the ministry SCC has and I'm super excited to see him live! Also, spring is here! I love it! I feel like it's been winter fooooorever! I'm done with it, it was cute for a while but now it's time for other seasons to get a turn. I can't wait to take some of my favorite children puddle jumping. There's nothing quite like getting covered in cold, dirty water while wearing rubber boots! Til next time. Yeah, I've got nothing, I was going to put a funny video here but then changed my mind. Ciao for now!

spaces of time inbetween

I've done quite a bit of things since I last blogged

• I turned the age of 70 on wii sports
• I got minimal amounts of sleep at a weekend youth retreat
• I broke a boys heart (which still is unbelievable to me)
• I moved into a new house, kind of
• I started to restore a couple of friendships that I've missed terribly
• I decided not to go to monster trucks and regretted the decision
• I made banana bread
• I locked myself out of my house and car thus needing to stand outside in -12 for 1.5 hours waiting for CAA to come unlock my car, I was very thankful it wasn't -40
• I spent a few days with a dear, dear friend of mine
• I started playing piano
• I decided that I am going to buy a ukulele
• I watched To Save A Life...3 times
• I donated blood
• I've gone skating a few times, and every time my feet hurt something fierce
• I ate moose heart
• I made bush tea in mass quantities
• I realized that my hair is getting really long
• I had a conversation with a man who can't speak
• I got a 4:30am phone call
• I listened to a beautiful rendition of O Come, O Come Emmanuel
• I made soup for my church family
• I went bowling twice and decided it's my new favorite
• I got to see my friends baby move in her belly and feel it as well

There's more that happened I'm sure, that's what stands out at the moment. If you have a moment check out Zephaniah 3:17...read it in the NIV if you can. It's beautiful.

and we're back!

I have not been blogging as of late, because my computer died. So I've been using my phone to do all my e-mailing and facebooking...but I refuse to use my phone to blog. So anyway, I'm borrowing a computer so I can bring you...

Pick of the week!

Now, I know Christmas is over and many people out there get all crazy when others try to do anything Christmasy after the holiday is over but I don't really care. because this video is my pick of the week. I know it's cheesy and very out of context but I still like it.

Also, one last thing. For Christmas this year I got a calligraphy set!! I'm so very excited and I can't wait to start learning this art form!

Christmas Cheer For All

So, all week I've used every spare moment of my time to do Christmas baking

which isn't a negative thing, I really like baking!

Tonight I was finally all done! I had baked 5 different items and they looked delicious!

Then I packaged them all up in pretty tins and cookie bags.

Then I loaded them all up in a sled, bundled myself up and went all over town

delivering Christmas cheer to one and all!

I was almost done when I heard something behind me, it was a dog.

This isn't unusual; there's a lot of dogs roaming free in this town.

I told it to go away but it continued to follow me at a safe distance.

My next stop wasn't home so I was standing outside his house thinking when said dog approached me.

Against my better judgment I put out my hand and encouraged the dog to come closer for a pat on the head.

Miiiistaaaaaaaaake!

As I continued on my way I felt a tug behind me, on my sled.

I turned around and wouldn't you know it, that sneaky dog was stealing one of my

cookie packages!

I chased after it yelling, "STOP!"

The cookie bag went flying, landing on the street and sliding several inches.

I picked up the cookie bag, inspected everything and gave that crazy dog a stern look.

I then proceeded to pick up my entire sled and carry it home, dog trailing along behind me.

I really hope someone was watching out their window because

I'm sure they would have been entertained!

This is my happy face...:D

I can't even explain how excited I am!

I'm going to Debbie's for New Years!!

We havn't seen each other since July, that's a long time.