Sunday, October 31, 2010

Pick of the week...

I absolutely love a good proposal story. I love getting together with a newly engaged friend and hearing her tell all the details about how he popped the question. Heck, I've even listened to people I barely know tell me all about their engagement!

This engagement is breathtaking!



Wow!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

I had big, big dreams!

When I was little I wanted nothing more then to be a truck driver.

Yeeeeeup, I wanted to drive a big rig all across the country. Living out of my truck and seeing the world! Well maybe not the world but a large chunk of Canada anyhow. However, that wasn't the end of my dream. Oh no! I not only wanted to drive truck but I wanted to own my own trucking business! That's right! My dad even had a special hat made for me one Christmas. It had a purple semi on it with "JB Trucking" scrawled across it.

The dream even went so far that I wrote songs about it...I will share one of those with you now!

The 12 Days of Truckin' Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a new wide load semi

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
two crates of logs
and a new wide load semi

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
three road maps, two crates of logs
and a new wide load semi

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
four steering wheels, three road maps, two crates of logs
and a new wide load semi

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Fiiiiive black tires!
four steering wheels, three road maps, two crates of logs
and a new wide load semi

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
six gearshifts shifting, fiiive black tires, four steering wheels,
three road maps, two crates of logs
and a new wide load semi

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
seven breaks a-squealing, six gearshifts sifting, fiiive black tires,
four steering wheels, three road maps, two crates of logs
and a new wide load semi

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eight gas tanks pumping, seven breaks a-squealing, six gearshifts shifting
fiiiive black tires, four steering wheels, three road maps, two crated of logs
and a new wide load semi

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
nine break lights blinking, eight gas tanks pumping, seven breaks a-squealing
six gearshifts shifting, fiiive black tires, four steering wheels, three road maps, two crates of logs
and a new wide load semi

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
ten motors running, nine break lights blinking, eight gas tanks pumping,
seven breaks a-squealing, six gearshifts shifting, fiiiive black tires, four steering wheels,
three road maps, two crates of logs
and a new wide load semi

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eleven headlights flashing, ten motors running, nine break lights blinking,
eight gas tanks pumping, seven breaks a-squealing, six gearshifts shifting, fiiive black tires,
four steering wheels, three road maps,two crates of logs,
and a new wide load semi

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
twelve lunches waiting, eleven headlights flashing, ten motors running, nine break lights blinking
eight gas tanks pumping, seven breaks a-squealing, six gearshifts shifting,
fiiive black tires, four steering wheels, three road maps, two crates of logs,
and a neeeew wide load semiiiiiiiii!!!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

You might need to know this...

One time this summer I wound up sleeping in my car in a Walmart parking lot.

Weeeeeell it wasn't so much I "wound up" doing it as I wanted to do it. So, instead of making plans to find a place to stay that one night I pulled into a Walmart and made my dreams come true!

Here's what you need to know should you find yourself in a scenario similar...

1. Location, location, location. Where you park for the night is important. You don't want to park in the spots close to the Walmart doors (especially the ones with a blue wheelchair marking them, that's a biiiiig no no!) because everyone coming in and out of the doors while you're trying to get ready for bed can see inside your car. Aaaawkward. Try to find a place close to RVs but not too close. You'll feel secure knowing there are other people spending the night there as well but you'll also have a sense of privacy...well as much as you can sleeping in a car anyway.




2. Use Walmart to your advantage but don't make yourself too at home. Sure you can go in before they close to use the bathroom, brush your teeth you could even change into your jammies if you are really brave. However, don't take things too far! It's probably best to avoid taking a sponge bath in the bathroom sink, settling in to watch a movie before bed, drinking milk from the carton and putting it back in the cooler or inviting your friends over for a game of Cranium.

3. Make your bed as comfy as possible. I think this is a given in any sleeping situation. Am I wrong?



4. Be as discreet as you can when changing from your day clothes into your jammies. Remember, public exposure is wrong! Perhaps putting a skirt on over top to change beneath would work for you? Or if you're of the male persuasion, changing under a blanket? Either way, there's no need to put on a show!

5. Be prepared for the Random Factor. You never know what's going to happen in a Walmart parking lot! Teenagers playing with shopping carts at 2am, dad's giving driving lessons, cars backfiring, kids in the RV close by crying, men relieving themselves in the decorative trees (sorry to tell ya Walmart workers). The Walmart parking lot comes alive after hours!

6. Crack the car window. Not too much mind you. Just enough to keep the air fresh. You know sometimes when you wake up and the room is stuffy, covered with that sleep smell? Much worse inside a car.

7. Enjoy your sleep. Though it may be interrupted often,it may be cramped and there's not much privacy enjoy the experience I say.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Pick of the Week

So here's something else I've discovered online. These guys are aaaaamazing! I fall in love everytime I listen to another of their covers.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Pick of the Week

On occasion I cruise through the world wide web looking at the ridiculous, the hilarious, the inspiring, the beautiful.

There's a lot of stuff out there!

And some of it must be shared! I feel like that statement needed a dramatic trumpet blast after it...hmmmm.

Anyway, here is the first thing I wish to share with you...

Check out THESE!!!

Are you serious?! Unikeys!! I may just have to order some, no joke.